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May 31, 2016

in dreams begin really crap blog posts

This past month, TiR dreamed that we arrived by bus an hour late for a rendezvous at a remote Berlin newsstand. So we shopped for maps and football magazines.

Just prior, a young David Johansen performed a short set behind glass at a punk clothing store.  He expressed the following sentiment from the stage, in lieu of a song introduction:

'They say that History is nothing less than the the story of God's efforts to alienate Himself from Himself, then become One again, through Love.  In other words, a failed romance."

"Schleiermacher, via Nietzsche," TiR understood.

April 30, 2016

when Thornton Wilder cracked up during a Frank O'Hara play

The story was told by the great Mary Manning, in a December 1975 interview with Charles Ruas, in which she discussed the Poets Theater, Cambridge, Mass., USA:

"We started off with the first two, you know, the O'Hara and Bunny's play there.  And we were greatly helped by Thornton Wilder who was then teaching at Harvard.  A great man, I loved him, we all loved him.  
"But suddenly, in the middle of it, it was a very funny play, the first one was marvelous -- 'Change Your Bedding' -- he stood up at the end, the audience roaring laughing throughout, because it was funny, and meant to be funny, at the end of it, Thornton Wilder stood up, shouted at us all, and said 'How dare you!  How dare you!  This is disgusting!  This is a sacred moment in the history of theater.  For the first time, poetry, poetry! can be heard on the stage.  Shut up, you beasts,' he said.  
"He was removed to MGH almost immediately afterwards, he was having a nervous breakdown.   
"But I may say, the audience also had one.  And we didn't dare laugh throughout the next one, for fear he'd stand up and shout at us all again.   
"It made the evening." 

TiR transcribed the above from a newly aired radio show entitled "V.R. Lang, A Memorial, Part 1," podcast listenable here, from the mighty and righteous Clocktower Productions. The anecdote in question is recounted around 45 minutes in.

March 31, 2016

Was Liberace a good pianist?

We mean, like, technically?

Some links that may or may not pertain to the resolution of this passionately burning question, one pondered by everyone, all day, every day, globally, waking or sleeping, whether they admit it to pollsters or themselves or not, perhaps can be found here, here, here and here.

During March 2016, TiR researched or saved or gathered links pertaining to around 95 topics of at least remotely theoretic blog post-worthiness.  Typical month.

However, TiR at the moment can be bothered to blog about absolutely none of these topics, save the above.

February 29, 2016

Zero growth blogging

For 2016, TiR is considering one or more of the following strategies:

permanent ceiling:
No more posts.

supplemental request blogging only:
Posts only allowed in the event of national emergencies or war.

blogging sequestration:
If the annual number of characters typed exceeds certain hard caps, then across-the-blog cuts are immediately imposed that will remove an equal number of randomly chosen characters from all previous posts.  The overall size of the blog thus will remain fixed and constant, forever, regardless of readership or population growth.  

Each new post must "pay for itself."  Whatever that means.

For each post added to TiR,  a previous TiR post must be deleted.

TiR may only add a new post if we can persuade some other blogger to delete a post of theirs.  

subsistence blogging:
TiR can only link to or discuss material already posted to TiR.  TiR is forbidden from reading or consuming content from any other site.  Nor, if TiR wants something new to read, will TiR simply be allowed to "run the printing press" by creating and posting new content.  It must draw upon what's been previously produced.

If TiR can get somebody else to post on TiR for us, it won't count towards how much "we" post.

reduce the size and scope:
Eliminate wasteful, duplicative and especially the many, many, many, many fraudulent TiR posts. Reduce this idiotic and pointless blog to the size where we can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.

stop kicking the can down the road:
In the present crisis, this blog is not the solution to TiR's problem, this blog is the problem.

It will purge the rottenness out of the blog . . . TiR will work harder, live a more moral life.

post hoarding:
Wait for every other blog to "go to the wall," go bankrupt, shut down or run out of things to write.  Then post everything we've saved up, once we've outlasted all the others and the field is cleared of competition.  TiR will have the privilege of being last to starve then die unburied with no one to mourn it. Yay!

Doomsday prepper blogging:
Change all settings to private.  Share access password with no one, but suspect everyone of wanting to hack their way in.  Post continually evolving conspiracy exposés and enemies lists, but nothing very original.  Wait for the SHTF on the big Bug-Out Day, then plan simply to scavenge, plunder, steal and post the most awesome of everybody else's content, which, however, TiR will refuse to let anyone read.  

disruptively innovative blogging:
TiR can take up as much space posting as it damn well pleases, but only after first maneuvering somehow  to sabotage, vandalize, terrorize, undermine, take down, discredit, drive out, enjoin, outlaw, buy out, tie up in litigation or eliminate every other blog.

devise alternate methods of value measurement:
Instead of counting how much we post, count how many times we don't post something.  This has in fact been TiR's preferred secret method.

January 21, 2016

2016:  Attack of the B's killer

Boulez.  Damn.

Bowie.  Unimaginable.

Blowfly.  Jeez.

Though still young, this year clearly is not kidding around. 

Thus TiR hereby decrees that, for the duration of 2016, the following musical artists are forbidden from traveling all together in the same blimp:

Susana Baca George Benjamin Ken Boothe
the Bad Brains Lorna Bennett Leon Botstein
Erykah Badu Tony Bennett Boukman Eksperyans
Joan Baez George Benson Dennis Bovell
Alice Bag Dan Bern Boy George
Corinne Bailey Rae Chuck Berry Susan Boyle
Una Baines Adele Bertei Carla Bozulich
Anita Baker Pete Best Billy Bragg
Brian Baker Beyoncé Martin Bramah
Ginger Baker Asha Bhosle Glenn Branca
Balkan Beat Box Jello Biafra Anthony Braxton
Ed Ball Justin Bieber Toni Braxton
Moe Bandy Barry Biggs Biily Bremner
Devendra Banhart Big Youth Alicia Bridges
Pato Banton Benjamin Biolay Dee Dee Bridgewater
Gato Barbieri Gina Birch Bette Bright
Lou Barlow Cindy Birdsong Sarah Brightman
Afrika Bambaataa Jane Birkin Baba Brooks
Azealia Banks Harrison Birtwistle Maxine Brown
Bessie Banks Chuck Biscuits Carrie Brownstein
Daniel Barenboim Bisso Na Bisso Bill Bruford
Blixa Bargeld Roy Bittan Gavin Bryars
Gary Barnacle Iva Bittová Peabo Bryson
Courtney Barnett Biz Markie Chico Buarque
Aston Barrett Björk Peter Buck
Dave Bartholomew Frank Black Lindsey Buckingham
Cecilia Bartoli Pauline Black Rick Buckler
Toni Basil Black Stalin Harold Budd
Shirley Bassey Rubén Blades Budgie
Kathleen Battle Hal Blaine Eric Burdon
Beatallica Mary J. Blige Clem Burke
Beck Bliss Blood Jean-Jacques Burnel
Jeff Beck Buster Bloodvessel Hugo Burnham
Walter Becker Colin Blunstone Burning Spear
Maya Beiser Hamilton Bohannon Busy Signal
Harry Belafonte William Bolcom Jerry Butler
Adrian Belew Yami Bolo Richard & Tim Butler
Andy Bell (either one) Bombino James Burton
Pat Benatar Richard Bona Kate Bush
Miri Ben-Ari Gary U. S. Bonds Junior Byles
Mordechai Ben David Tracy Bonham David Byrne
Jellybean Benitez Bono Don Byron

Though at moments in recent weeks we would worrisomely wonder if some begreieved might not in a moment of weakness trade every one of those listed above to get back Bowie.  

December 31, 2015

blogged / unblogged in 2015

2015 was an OK year for TiR not blogging anything.    We slipped up about once a month, but tried to do our best to shut the heck up.

As during every year, we tried always to bear in the forefront of our consciousness that no surer way exists to make a damn fool of oneself than saying or writing something.  On the other hand, often there exists only one equally sure way, and that is by not saying or writing something.  

Below is a partial list of items, idle thoughts and random unfinished search projects from 2015 that thus far we have been either too wise or too lazy to develop into full blog posts.  TiR now posts them here, so that we can morally have it both ways.


from jokes that kill to jokes that cause killing:  We all know about the deadly, once-weaponized Funniest Joke in the World (1969).   Would we concede that there exist in the world some jokes that we consider to be "funny"?  And further that there are some jokes that we consider to be "unfunny"?  From where do we get our ideas about all this?   And the ultimate, almost unfathomable question: Are there any conceivable jokes that we would consider so unfunny that we would want to murder the joke-teller?  Perhaps one who published a newspaper? And all their co-workers?  How is this even possible?

Our God can beat up your God, or the ant creeping across a black stone in a dark night:  on the Secret    Shirk,  Žižek's "dialectical clarity," and the hidden polytheism within fundamentalist or uninformed monotheism 

How may Islamic philosophy have influenced the Enlightenment?  Some  links  to   pursue  

on the implied, subversive polytheism of second-hand booksellers

Minimalist Kitty's avant-garde compositions:  the   complete   videography

on the cuisine of the DDR: a video investigation

"The International Monetary Fund and the Ebola Outbreak" (Lancet)

on Chapter II, Article 43: China's constitutional right to nap 

Morgan Labar on stupidity as a deliberate (US)  artistic strategy

on the rise of "research-based practice" art as "a thing"

the Grand Rapids ArtPrize, or the representational art that Americans are secretly preprogrammed to love whether they admit it to themselves or not

Do Christians believe that they have a duty to hasten the Apocalypse at all costs?  on how it seems   to depend   on   who   you   ask

why 1492?  Because 1477: when Columbus visited Iceland

on Nicolas Bourbaki, Oulipo's secretly fake mathematician

Anne Mangen on the narrative engagement of reading on paper

Schjeldahl on Valéry on the composed set of "brief little dreams" that is language (see "Petite lettre sur les mythes," 1928)

on the history of US anti-black pogroms: the ultimate on-line database

on Ferguson MO's most revolutionary gas pump: some   photographic   evidence

"Even the laziest becomes industrious, even the most cowardly becomes brave" Kautsky (1907) on the elasticity of revolutionary time 

The real question behind the US Civil War?  de Tocqueville interviews John Quincy Adams, per Oct. 1 1831 diary entry (p. 276, herein):  Without chattel slavery, could US capitalism as constituted even continue to survive at all?

what Graeber doesn't mention:  How much historical immigration to the New World colonies / USA was driven by flight from debt?  

Who fears code-switching, and why?  from Bakhtin on heteroglossia, to sociologists on "situational ethnicity":  some   links

on code-switching as genre - switching, and analogies to film: What in the world is more boring, than to watch a sci-fi, fantasy or action film with a literal minded person who prefers documentaries and criticizes every scene for being too "unrealistic"?  If enjoyment of film requires the "willing suspension of disbelief," doesn't each genre of film really presuppose its own particular and sometimes shifting set of working "beliefs" on the viewer's part?

Is Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit a "history book"?  If not, then what the hell is it?  A work of historiography?  A parable?  metaphor?   Something else entirely?  Some panic-stricken flailing about

on the DBCP (the "Days Before Cellphones") and other 21st century acronyms of historical description:  the "Era Pre-IPhone"? "Before Instagram"?  "Slightly After Friendster But Before Facebook"? 

the greatest living philosopher of time: Étienne Klein

Should God have punished Lord Lugard?

Ogunrotifa's class theory analysis of Boko Haram (2013)

Who elected Billy Graham?  How the Southern Baptism Convention -- & now the Charismatic movement? -- became the default setting for US public discussion of theological issues

reaching Peak Solidarity? Catoriadis  on the liberal "juridico-merchant" society's reliance for survival on extraction from cultural lodes or wellsprings of collective human values (e.g., solidarity, charity, hard work), which it also logically must both exhaust and pollute

"I shouldn't even have to tell you!"  On the social construction of trust in the age of the paranoid, the narcissist, and the emotional bully

on Raffles v Wichelhaus, and a burden-shifting taxonomy of human misunderstanding, with biological-cognitive digression

on the preface to Diane Di Prima's Loba (1998), and the author as self-confessed linquistic Osterizer

on the late Rene Ricard's "If lost, please find" notebooks, and his hilarious poem "To an Ironing Board Nailed to a Bedroom Door" (2005)

How, if at all, did the end of serialization change the novel?  some attempts at bibliography

meme alert: what's behind so much of the new conceptual art? "labor shame"

how evolution in harp technology and repertoire enabled French classical music decisively to leave Wagner behind: some illustrative  audio  recordings

how the Beatles destroyed (sax-driven) popular music forever: evidence presented by Bobby KeysElijah Wald, and Riley Haas  

how private punditry devoured public candidacy:  on Harry WalkerBob BarnettAll American Speakers, and the dictatorship of the cable TV contributor agreement

on homo homini lupus and pillage as our last remaining economic strategy:  A. Mbembe on the predatory state -- & society

But corporate HR departments love him! what Maslow  got  wrong

on James Tilley Matthews, Victor Tausk, and the 19th-century roots of the "'Truman Show' syndrome"

"so I go," "I'm all like . . . ": Penelope Eckert on how adolescents master narration and the navigation of the social order (.pdf)

from Thomas Reid's "common sense," through Pragmatism to Trump's "everybody knows it!": excavating the genealogy of the uniquely and frustratingly American attitude towards knowledge claims: "Why, sir, should I believe the faculty of reason more than that of perception?—they came both out of the same shop, and were made by the same artist." 

Why do Americans suck at theory?  Is their thinking too concrete, not "abstract" enough?  Too "conservative"?  Influenced by too much fundamentalist morality?  Blame the education system?  Related to why they suck at math?   And sez who?

"Various Unpleasant Happenings in Manhattan": Cleveland Moffett (1921) on how the US lost the Great War, in fiction

"'Americanizing' Mittel Europa," and how the Gospel of Americanism was Carried to Every Corner of the Globe through advertising: a book-length account from 1920

As with the movie theater Wurlitzer, as with the recording studio sampling synth, as with the nightclub DJ: How many varieties of Baroque-era live musicians did the invention of the pipe organ put out of work?  

Baron van Swieten, the librarian who created Mozart: the Larouchite take (because of course)

towards a triple-helix timeline: drafting a synchronous chronology of  developments in affordable drum machine technology, new wave music, and old-school hip hop records

on "Chattanooga Choo Choo" (1941), "Hey, Porter!" (1955) and Sidney Bechet's "Roll On, Mississippi, Roll On" (1931), the Great Black Migration, popular music, and complexities of supposed or projected nostalgia for the "Old South" in myth and reality

on the architectonics of disco music arrangements:  Randy MullerHenry Stone. and others

Charles Strozier's  lecture, “The Apocalyptic Other: Reflections on the Religious and Psychological Basis of Contemporary Political Violence” (video here),  from the 2014 conference on "Terror, Trauma, and the Sacred" at BU's Danielsen Institute:  one of the most thought-provoking talks TiR heard all year? (& wotta year)  related work here (The Fundamentalist Mindset: Psychological Perspectives on Religion, Violence, and History (2010)) and here (Apocalypse: On the Psychology of Fundamentalism in America (2002))

on the awesome Icelandic concept of "skítaredding"

post-Piketty, is Desné   Masie   TiR's new favorite economist of the moment?


How minimalist can TiR keep it in 2016?  

We shall see.

December 17, 2015


A - J:

(late 2015 edition)

(TiR sez:  TiR is in favor of 3-letter acronyms, TiR is.)

November 26, 2015

a depth analysis of ruination

Our present age has found it to be axiomatic that no theoretical framework can be considered complete unless it comes to grips with "depth."  Thus: depth psychology,  deep ecology, the deep state, Chomskyian D-structure, the Habermasian Tiefenhermeneutik, and so on. 

So might a worthy component of TiR's annual, ruthless interrogation of our namesake proposition be a plunge into the structure of that which could be termed "deep ruin"?

Perhaps.  Unfortunately, we see that most previous investigations of this have been mainly undertaken in metaphysical or, worse, theological terms.

For example, the earliest acknowledgment we find is from Richard Allestree's sermon, "Of the Blessedness of Mourners" (1684):

. . . that the sentence of desolation may be irreversible and utter, to see two inundations overflow the Land, two abysses of bloud and guilt, and one deep calling upon another to meet and swallow us and bury us in their graves of sin and deep ruin OF THANKSGIVING . . . 

Later sermons show that a veritable mini-obsession with such investigations came into full flower during the mid-19th century.

So we have the Rev. Daniel Lynn Carroll, in "The Enormity of the Sinner's Conduct" (1846):

How he [the Savior] estimated the dangers of the impenitent and the deep ruin of their souls AND THEIR THANKSGIVINGS, none but himself can ever know!

There is a man running into all sorts of licentiousness, and going down into deep ruin, JUST LIKE HIS THANKSGIVING.

Or C. H. Spurgeon in his "The Dawn of Revival, or Prayer Speedily Answered" (1867):

Brethren, if God intends to give us souls he will prepare us for the honour by causing us to feel the deep ruin of our fellow creatures AND OF THANKSGIVING, and the fearful doom which that ruin will involve unless they shall escape from it, AND BY "IT," I OF COURSE MEAN "THANKSGIVING."

Or William Swan Plumer's "A Call to Piety" (1872, pg. 3):

That soul is worth saving . . . It can sink to low vices, to deep ruin, ALONG WITH THANKSGIVING, yea, to the lowest hell.

                         [all of the above quotes = reproduced absolutely totes verbatim
                we assuuure you]

The lowest hell!  You can't get much deeper than that.