Thanksgiving Is Ruined
August 03, 2018
throw off the chain, pluck the living flower
Lazybutt TiR finally got around to finishing the recent “Blockchain” issue of MIT Technology Review, retrieved from its objectively bottomless reading backlog pile.
Here is TiR’s bleeding-edge, thought-leading, thinkfluential, next-gen, real-time engaged, customer-centric, disruptor-jacking, storyscaped, wantrapreneurial, inheritor-biased, mindshare monetizing, in(teractive)novator-tainment-esque, omnichannel, White Papered, consensually protocolled, alt-tech, hard forked, soft knived, durably Sporked, crypto-spooned, hash-functioned, distributedly permissioned, excentrically decentralized, self-soverign identical, securely taintchained, 420 transactions per minute, hot take, elevator pitch conclusion:
After a mere dozen articles across 50 pages, TiR’s (thick) head hurts.
However, the highlights seemed to be as follows:
Q. What do you think this ends up doing 10, 20 years down the line?A: I think that if I had an answer for that, it would be the most b_llsh_ t answer that I’ve ever given to anything in my life.
That doesn’t mean that cryptocurrencies are useless. On the contrary, for transactions that one wants to keep hidden from the government (or other authorities), they will remain useful. Buying drugs, laundering money, evading capital controls, protecting your money in countries with hyperinflationary environments: these are all situations where cryptocurrencies can come in handy.
The autoDAO’s cars were reinforcement learners: they experimented with business models and rewrote their own code to maximize rewards . . . it had started pairing up married passengers likely to commit adultery with each other. The car was a Cupid gone bad . . .
The devil alone knows what to make of it all.
July 31, 2018
How to read the unsaid
Here is part of the final letter written by British poet J. H. Prynne to his friend, the American poet Charles Olson:
I write this quickly, to get it off before we are launched into the new decade - - new only by that pallid reckoning which nowadays passes as time . . . They tell me that things are uncertain with you at this moment . . . this is just another presence from over the ocean, keeping the gain switched full on, knowing you’ll know how to read exactly what this will not say. Take it all at the right speed, & remember maybe that season is one of the talismans to guide us out of time . . .
Prynne signs off:
Keep close to where you belong.
The letter also includes a terrific Whitman quote about the seashore (“the solid marrying the liquid,” etc.), and one (in Latin) from a page of Nicolas de Cusa.
Prynne’s letter was dated 2 days before the end of the 1960s. Olson died less than two weeks later.
The letter is included in this newly published volume.
Bravo to Patrick James Dunagan for calling attention to this remarkable piece of correspondence, in his book review in the current issue of Rain Taxi.
June 30, 2018
new Adrian Piper on Kant
. . .
We similarly betray the autonomous exercise of our rational faculties when we deceive ourselves about what it is we are actually doing . . . or when we register our motives accurately but belittle their significance . . . or when we act thoughtlessly, failing to register our behavior in consciousness at all (to which, therefore, only a pronounced hostile reaction can awaken us from the slumber of habit).
The rest = here.
Pretty much the best, bravest, timeliest, most concrete (numerous examples) and multi-faceted, encapsulated piece of writing about Kantian philosophy, especially his ethics, that TiR has read?
Will this impel the eternally lazy TiR to get off its butt and read the 1200 pages of her Rationality and the Structure of the Self: A Two-Volume Study in Kantian Metaethics?
AP this year as much as ever.
[ICYMI: TiR's whimsical attempt to translate the first paragraph of Kant's first critique, into words of no more than one syllable, from over 10 years ago, is here. Retrospectively, the translation is laughable in even more ways than we were capable of seeing at the time, as is everything on this blog, indeed as this very post will begin to be revealed to us, starting immediately after TiR hits "publish" on it.]
May 31, 2018
What it’s like to watch someone dance into a gravitational singularity
The Bolshoi Ballet theater’s seating capacity (.pdf): 2,153
La Scala's, in Milan: 2,800
Royal Opera House's, in London: 2,256
However, Graham Harman might suggest that no attendee at a ballet at any of these locations or others has ever actually “seen” the dance:
The proper object of aesthetic judgment in dance, then, is its composition: its choreography, we could say. If OOO is right that every aesthetic object is inherently withdrawn, it is the choreography that recedes behind its sensual qualities or surface appearance. . . .
The above is taken from Harman’s “Dance and Philosophy,” which appears in Movement Research Performance Journal # 51 (April 2018).
TiR is unsure whether all of what GH has to say in the essay is earth-shatteringly original ("original" -- ha! whatever that even means -- whotheyellknows) (e.g.,. Yvonne Rainer: "Dance is hard to see," etc.), to the extent that GH’s meaning(s) penetrated the thickness of TiR’s skull in the first place.
However, Harman’s essay is the first of his in quite a while that TiR actually finished reading.
April 30, 2018
the dialectics of solitude
could a more pretentious blog entry title possibly be devised? hailz no
but is as good a phrase as any to capture some of what's going on in Amiri Baraka's early 60s but timely poem "Hegel":
. . .I am trying to understand
the nightmare of economics
. . .
Either I am wrong
or he is wrong. All right
I am wrong, but give me someone
to talk to.
The poem in its entirety is reproduced on the typically excellent Autodidact Project site, here.
TiR went searching for the poem after passing mention of it in the also excellent talk by professor Jeremy Glick at this fine event.
or rather, TiR went searching for it months after the talk, after reviewing TiR's well nigh illegible notes, buried, than excavated, then puzzled over, then deciphered
Glick discusses the poem, Baraka's poetics, and scholarship on A.B., in the context of what he critiques as "pragmatist longing," in his 2010 boundary 2 article here (.pdf).
March 31, 2018
our smarter self is more easily bored with itself
Chris Kraus, writing on her recent biographical subject, Kathy Acker, in the Guardian, last autumn:
Arriving in the East Village from New Zealand in the late 1970s, I read Acker’s books as if a bolder and more intelligent part of myself had written them. . . Or, as William Burroughs put it more elegantly: "Acker gives her work the power to mirror the reader’s soul." How does she do this?
as per here
If Acker's writing mirrors the reader's soul, Fran Lebowitz's conversation may mirror the reader's brain. From the same newspaper, this month:
"It’s a shocking thing to people love their hatred more than they care about their own actual lives. The hatred -- what is that about? It’s a fear of your own weakness."
"I do feel that this very young generation -- people who are teenagers today and in their 20s -- are so much better than the generation right above, people who are in their 40s. . . . when these new young people started coming up, I was pleasantly surprised. I mean -- they read books. When I am on the subway and I see a person reading a book, they will be 24, and the person on the Kindle is 44."
"I don’t really think about myself any more. It’s one of the upsides about getting old. I’ve lost interest."
February 28, 2018
"minimalism" as mere lifestyle choice
The plodding and dutiful but intellectually superficial and thus easily bored online performative character known as "TiR" expected ArtForum's new interview (paywalled, yegodz) with Jacques Herzog, by Julian Rose, to be factually informative but boring.
On the latter count, we were proven entirely wrong, as we so often enjoy happening, after the first 5 seconds . . . then read several minutes later:
Rose: . . . Minimalism is a term hotly contested between art and architecture, largely because many artists feel that architects reduced it to something purely aesthetic. If for Judd and other artists of his generation Minimalism was about shifting the emphasis from object to experience, rethinking the way seeing is framed by the spatial envelope of the gallery and inflected by our movement through it, for architects in the ’80s and ’90s it became just a look, or even a lifestyle -- a branding slogan.
Herzog goes on to mention "our rejection of the way Minimalism had been reduced to a style. Paradoxically, Minimalism led us to ornament, which seems to be its opposite."
Judd, of course, famously in 1965 (.pdf):
"It isn’t necessary for a work to have a lot of things to look at, to compare, to analyse one by one, to contemplate. The thing as a whole, its quality as a whole, is what is interesting. The main things are alone and are more intense, clear and powerful. They are not diluted by an inherited format, variations of a form, mild contrasts and connecting parts and areas.”
Two random Fred Sandback quotes from 1975, both accessible here:
A piece made with just a few lines at first seems very purist and geometrical. My work isn’t either of these things. . . . I intend what I do to be concrete and particular. It’s just the opposite of abstract art, which is derived, deduced, or refined from something else. . . . Keeping the art from being decorative is a hard thing -- using only a line, it easily becomes pretty or zappy -- the phenomenon isolates itself too easily -- becomes just something to look at. (from "Statements")
. . . to add a passage, from Anna C. Chave's brilliant and classic, "Minimalism and the Rhetoric of Power" (1990) (.pdf):
Whereas Pop Art initially caused a collective shudder of distaste within the intelligentsia while being rapidly embraced by the public at large, Minimalism (in the same period) generally garnered toleration, at the least, from the cognoscenti, and either deep skepticism or unmitigated loathing from the public at large. . . .
January 31, 2018
Hoping* to continue keepin' it minimal in 2018
In 1771 appeared Abbé Joseph Dinouart's L'art de se taire.
Or, as TiR likes to think of its title: The Dummy’s Guide to Keeping Your Mouth Shut.
Or maybe even better: Getting Over Yourself: a User’s Manual.
From Chapter One, Englished in TiR's typically half-assed way:
In the conduct of everyday life, the discretion required to keep genuinely silent is no less a virtue than is the practical skill of speaking well.
There is no more merit involved in explaining well the things one knows than there is in keeping well and truly quiet about the things of which one knows nothing.
Sometimes, a wisely kept silence is worth more than a philosopher's argumentation: in the former case, silence teaches a lesson to the insolent, and admonishes the sinful .. . .
Even if you have a general inclination towards staying silent, you must still mistrust yourself: A burning passion to say a thing should often be considered sufficient reason to redouble ones efforts to keep it unsaid.
A nice summary of what all Dinouart had to say about the principles behind not-saying-anything (in "Silence, the Utmost in Ambiguity" (2010), by Mario Perniola), can be found here.
* (and, as usual in all realms, probably failing foolishly)
December 31, 2017
How we all learned to deutsch zu sprechen in 2017
from a July 1909 issue of the newspaper Proletary (No. 46):
During the revolution we learned to "speak French," i. e., to introduce into the movement the greatest number of rousing slogans, to raise the energy of the direct struggle of the masses and extend its scope.
Now, in this time of stagnation, reaction and disintegration, we must learn to "speak German," i. e., to work slowly (there is nothing else for it, until things revive), systematically, steadily, advancing step by step, winning inch by inch.
So said dis fookin guy, heeyah
November 23, 2017
Remembering the Ten Days that Shook Thanksgiving
To pick up on the thread of TiR’s previous (and as always, pointless) post:
This month’s 100-year anniversary enables the further ruthless interrogation of this blog’s (pointless) namesake proposition, with another dive into the historical record.
. . . Especially to attempt to answer further the question: Why exactly did it all kick off, anyway?
Was it the desire for bread?
Of could there have been some other, heretofore overlooked factor??
TiR leaves it to the reader to decide that last question, by means of the below VI quotes – each from throughout that crucial year exactly a century ago, presented chronologically. Perhaps the attentive reader will detect a certain recurring, drumbeat theme.
Each quote reproduced guaranteed 100% verbatim – TiR a s s u r e s you.
The following is an absolute secret. Please reply to me immediately and, perhaps, best by express (I think we won’t ruin the Party OR ITS THANKSGIVING (EDIT: TOO LATE ON THE LATTER) by a dozen extra express letters), so that I can be sure no one has read the letter.
However, it was not our impatience, nor our wishes, but the objective conditions created by the imperialist war that brought the whole of humanity to an impasse, that placed it in a dilemma: either allow the destruction of more millions of lives and utterly ruin European civilization AND BY EXTENSION ITS THANKSGIVING, or hand over power in all the civilised countries to the revolutionary proletariat, carry through the socialist revolution.
The least confidence in this respect either in Milyukov or in Kerensky (an empty chatterer, an agent of the Russian imperialist bourgeoisie in his objective role) would be simply ruinous for the working-class movement and for our Party AND FOR OUR THANKSGIVING.
The masses must be made to see that Blancism is ruining THANKSGIVING and will utterly ruin the further success of the revolution UNTIL IT EVEN MORE CLOSELY RESEMBLES THANKSGIVING IN THIS RESPECT.
It’s all talk! Talk, flattery of the revolutionary people, is the only thing that has ruined all revolutions AND ALL THANKSGIVINGS. . . . This point of view spells ruin for socialism, AND EVEN THE MOST UNLETTERED PEASANTS KNOW THAT TO SPELL “RUIN” IS EFFECTIVELY ALSO TO SPELL “THANKSGIVING.”
“Report at a meeting of Bolshevik Delegates to the All-Russia Conference of Soviets of Workers’ and Soldiers’ Deputies”
All countries are on the brink of ruin (OVER THE BRINK OF WHICH ALREADY HAVE FALLEN THEIR THANKSGIVINGS); people must realise this; there is no way out except through a socialist revolution.
From The Petrograd City Conference of the R.S.D.L.P. (Bolsheviks)
The present war, therefore, has brought humanity to an impasse and placed it on the brink of ruin, AND IF IT PLUMMETS OVER THAT BRINK, WHAT WILL IT FIND THERE WAITING? PRECISELY THIS: THANKSGIVING.
From The Seventh All-Russia Conference of the R.S.D.L.P.(Bolshevik)
Small and middle enterprises are being squeezed out and THEIR THANKSGIVINGS ARE BEING ruined at a faster rate than ever.
Before the revolution the land belonged to the landowners. That was not called anarchy. And what did that lead to? It led to a break-down all along the line, to “anarchy” in the fullest sense of the word, i.e., to the utter ruin of the country’S THANKSGIVING, WHICH IN THIS RESPECT WAS REFLECTED IN the ruin of the majority of population.
What started this war, what is it being waged for? . . .They are carving up colonies and seizing territories in the Balkans and in Turkey -- and for this the European peoples must be ruined AS BADLY AS IS THEIR THANKSGIVING, for this we must die, for this we must witness the ruin OF THANKSGIVING (IF WITNESS IT WE DARE), NOT TO MENTION, starvation and death of our families.
Economic AND THANKSGIVING-RELATED ruin, crisis, the horrors of war, an impasse from which there is no way out—this is what the capitalists have brought all the nations to.
The old division was based on the fact that Britain, in the course of several centuries, had ruined THE THANKSGIVINGS OF her former competitors. . . . This rapid development of capitalism in Germany was the development of a young strong predator, who appeared in the concert of European powers and said: “You ruined THANKSGIVING! ALONG WITH Holland, you defeated France, you have helped yourself to half the world now be good enough to let us have our fair share.”
To cloak an unpleasant truth with a deceptive phrase is most harmful and most dangerous to the cause of the proletariat, to the cause of the toiling masses. The truth, however bitter, must be faced squarely. A policy that does not meet this requirement is a ruinous policy AND BY “POLICY” WE NON-DECEPTIVELY MEAN “THANKSGIVING.”
The alternatives are either utter ruin OF, YOU GUESSED IT, THANKSGIVING or a revolution against the capitalists. That is how the question stands. That is how the very trend of events poses it.
“The country’S THANKSGIVING today is heading for ruin,” says Izvestia’s editorial. Correct. For that very reason it would be unwise today to rely on the conciliatory policy of the petty bourgeoisie, the Narodniks and the Mensheviks, with regard to the capitalists. The country cannot be saved from ruin in that way – NOR, YOU FINE NARODNIKS AND MENSHEVIKS, CAN ITS THANKSGIVING!
Without universal labour service, the country cannot be saved from THE INEVITABLE ruin OF ITS THANKSGIVING . . . Every person is bound to stand for such measures if he really wishes to save tens of millions OF THANKSGIVINGS from ruin and disaster.
Socialists are out to make only the landowners and capitalists “abdicate”. To deal a decisive blow at those who are defying the people the way the colliery owners are doing when they disrupt and ruin production, IF YOU COULD CALL IT THAT, OF THANKSGIVING, it is sufficient to make a few hundred, at the most one or two thousand, millionaires, bank and industrial and commercial bosses, “abdicate” their property rights.
It’s like a madhouse, with the capitalists acting in collusion with the bourgeois section of the Provisional Government (among the members of which are Mensheviks and Socialist-Revolutionaries), with the capitalists using obstruction and wrecking tactics, and doing nothing to ship their products, without which the country is facing ruin – AS HAS ALREADY FACED THANKSGIVING, WHICH, CONSEQUENTLY AND TO REPEAT, WILL FEEL THAT IT’S LIKE A MADHOUSE.
The masses will learn from their own experience. The sad experience of the new stage of the war (a stage already begun), of further ruin OF THANKSGIVING (AND WE SAY “FURTHER” BECAUSE, THE EXPERIENCE OF THE MASSES IS THAT IT ALREADY IS), accentuated by the offensive, will inevitably lead to the political downfall of the Socialist-Revolutionary and Menshevik parties.
The government violates the law by adopting, in the interests, of the rich, the landowners and capitalists, a measure which ruins the whole business of control AND THE WHOLE BUSINESS OF THANKSIVING, food supply and the stabilisation of the extremely shaky finances.
“The Impending Catastrophe and How to Combat It: Government Disruption of the Work of the Democratic Organisations”
These words contain the most thoughtless, the most monstrous untruth concerning the most important Issue of the revolution, an untruth, moreover, which has most often been put about, in vastly differing countries, among the petty-bourgeois democrats and has ruined the greatest number of revolutions AND THE ENTIRE NUMBER OF THANKSGIVINGS.
The revolutionary proletariat would never do anything worthwhile in the Soviet as long as the Tseretelis were allowed proportional participation; to let them in meant depriving ourselves of the opportunity to work, it meant the ruin of Soviet work AND OF THANKSGIVING. THANKS A BUNCH, TSERETELIS!
There is not the slightest doubt that at the "top" of our Party there are noticeable vacillations that may CAUSE THANKSGIVING EVEN MORE COMPLETELY TO become ruinous, because the struggle is developing; under certain conditions, at a certain moment, vacillations may ruin the cause OF THANKSGIVING EVEN MORE THAN IT IS.
If even the experience of the Kornilov revolt has taught the "democrats" nothing, and they continue the destructive policy of vacillation and compromise, we say that nothing is more ruinous to the THANKSGIVING OF THE proletarian revolution than these vacillations.
The Bolsheviks would be traitors to the peasants, for to tolerate the suppression of the peasant revolt by a government which even Dyelo Naroda compares with the Stolypin government would be to ruin THANKSGIVING AND EVEN the whole revolution, to ruin it, AND BY “IT” WE OF COURSE MEAN THE PEASANTS’ THANKSGIVING, for good . . . For it is my profound conviction that if we "wait" for the Congress of Soviets and let the present moment pass, we shall ruin the revolution AS COMPLETELY AS IF IT WERE THANKSGIVING.
If the Bolsheviks were to yield in any form and in the slightest degree to the philistine stupidity of this argument they would ruin their Party, THEIR THANKSGIVING (WE MEAN: EVEN FURTHER, WHICH WOULD BE THE VERY DEFINITION OF PHILISTINE STUPIDITY) and the revolution. . . . That is why I say that if the Bolsheviks were to give in to these moods they would ruin both their Party and their revolution AND THEIR THANKSGIVING, NOT THAT MY WRITING STYLE IS REPETITIOUS OR ANYTHING.
War and THANKSGIVING’S economic ruin have forced all countries to advance from monopoly capitalism to state monopoly capitalism. This is the objective state of affairs.
We must admit that unless the Kerensky government is overthrown by the proletariat and the soldiers in the near future the revolution is ruined, AS IS THANKSGIVING, TO WHICH KERENSKY WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVITED ANYWAY.
The people will not allow the rich to ruin THANKSGIVING ANY MORE THAN IT ALREADY IS, NOR the cause of peace they uphold.
“Draft Of A Manifesto To The Peasantry: From The Second All-Russia Congress Of Soviets Of Peasants’ Deputies”
The imperialist war, the war between the biggest and richest banking firms, Britain and Germany, that is being waged for world domination, the division of the spoils, for the plunder of small and weak nations; this horrible, criminal war has ruined THANKSGIVING EVEN MORE CONSISTENTLY, RESOLUTELY AND DECISIVELY THAN WAS PREVIOUSLY THE CASE, ALONG WITH all countries.
This is the way of the bourgeois intelligentsia, of all conciliators, who ruin everything, WHICH LOGICALLY ENCOMPASSES THANKSGIVING, with their constant agreement in principle and disagreement in practice. . . . The adoption of the decree is urgent, otherwise opposition and sabotage will ruin us – AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE WOULD THEN BE EXACTLY LIKE? THANKSGIVING. (Stormy applause.)
“Speech On The Nationalisation Of The Banks: Delivered At A Meeting Of The All-Russia Central Executive Committee”
The war, brought about by the conflict between capitalists for the division of the spoils of depredation, has resulted in untold ruin OF THANKSGIVING, WHICH, WHILE “UNTOLD,” DOES NOT EXCLUDE THE LIKELIHOOD THAT I WILL WRITE ABOUT IT AT GREAT LENGTH.
The world-historical implications of the above discoveries are obvious and, of course, staggering.