Thanksgiving Is Ruined
May 31, 2016
in dreams begin really crap blog posts
This past month, TiR dreamed that we arrived by bus an hour late for a rendezvous at a remote Berlin newsstand. So we shopped for maps and football magazines.
Just prior, a young David Johansen performed a short set behind glass at a punk clothing store. He expressed the following sentiment from the stage, in lieu of a song introduction:
'They say that History is nothing less than the the story of God's efforts to alienate Himself from Himself, then become One again, through Love. In other words, a failed romance."
"Schleiermacher, via Nietzsche," TiR understood.
April 30, 2016
when Thornton Wilder cracked up during a Frank O'Hara play
The story was told by the great Mary Manning, in a December 1975 interview with Charles Ruas, in which she discussed the Poets Theater, Cambridge, Mass., USA:
"But suddenly, in the middle of it, it was a very funny play, the first one was marvelous -- 'Change Your Bedding' -- he stood up at the end, the audience roaring laughing throughout, because it was funny, and meant to be funny, at the end of it, Thornton Wilder stood up, shouted at us all, and said 'How dare you! How dare you! This is disgusting! This is a sacred moment in the history of theater. For the first time, poetry, poetry! can be heard on the stage. Shut up, you beasts,' he said.
"He was removed to MGH almost immediately afterwards, he was having a nervous breakdown.
"But I may say, the audience also had one. And we didn't dare laugh throughout the next one, for fear he'd stand up and shout at us all again.
"It made the evening."
TiR transcribed the above from a newly aired radio show entitled "V.R. Lang, A Memorial, Part 1," podcast listenable here, from the mighty and righteous Clocktower Productions. The anecdote in question is recounted around 45 minutes in.
March 31, 2016
Was Liberace a good pianist?
We mean, like, technically?
Some links that may or may not pertain to the resolution of this passionately burning question, one pondered by everyone, all day, every day, globally, waking or sleeping, whether they admit it to pollsters or themselves or not, perhaps can be found here, here, here and here.
During March 2016, TiR researched or saved or gathered links pertaining to around 95 topics of at least remotely theoretic blog post-worthiness. Typical month.
However, TiR at the moment can be bothered to blog about absolutely none of these topics, save the above.
February 29, 2016
Zero growth blogging
For 2016, TiR is considering one or more of the following strategies:
No more posts.
supplemental request blogging only:
Posts only allowed in the event of national emergencies or war.
If the annual number of characters typed exceeds certain hard caps, then across-the-blog cuts are immediately imposed that will remove an equal number of randomly chosen characters from all previous posts. The overall size of the blog thus will remain fixed and constant, forever, regardless of readership or population growth.
Each new post must "pay for itself." Whatever that means.
For each post added to TiR, a previous TiR post must be deleted.
TiR may only add a new post if we can persuade some other blogger to delete a post of theirs.
TiR can only link to or discuss material already posted to TiR. TiR is forbidden from reading or consuming content from any other site. Nor, if TiR wants something new to read, will TiR simply be allowed to "run the printing press" by creating and posting new content. It must draw upon what's been previously produced.
If TiR can get somebody else to post on TiR for us, it won't count towards how much "we" post.
reduce the size and scope:
Eliminate wasteful, duplicative and especially the many, many, many, many fraudulent TiR posts. Reduce this idiotic and pointless blog to the size where we can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.
stop kicking the can down the road:
In the present crisis, this blog is not the solution to TiR's problem, this blog is the problem.
It will purge the rottenness out of the blog . . . TiR will work harder, live a more moral life.
Wait for every other blog to "go to the wall," go bankrupt, shut down or run out of things to write. Then post everything we've saved up, once we've outlasted all the others and the field is cleared of competition. TiR will have the privilege of being last to starve then die unburied with no one to mourn it. Yay!
Doomsday prepper blogging:
Change all settings to private. Share access password with no one, but suspect everyone of wanting to hack their way in. Post continually evolving conspiracy exposés and enemies lists, but nothing very original. Wait for the SHTF on the big Bug-Out Day, then plan simply to scavenge, plunder, steal and post the most awesome of everybody else's content, which, however, TiR will refuse to let anyone read.
disruptively innovative blogging:
TiR can take up as much space posting as it damn well pleases, but only after first maneuvering somehow to sabotage, vandalize, terrorize, undermine, take down, discredit, drive out, enjoin, outlaw, buy out, tie up in litigation or eliminate every other blog.
devise alternate methods of value measurement:
Instead of counting how much we post, count how many times we don't post something. This has in fact been TiR's preferred secret method.
January 21, 2016
2016: Attack of the B's killer
Though still young, this year clearly is not kidding around.
Thus TiR hereby decrees that, for the duration of 2016, the following musical artists are forbidden from traveling all together in the same blimp:
Though at moments in recent weeks we would worrisomely wonder if some begreieved might not in a moment of weakness trade every one of those listed above to get back Bowie.
December 31, 2015
blogged / unblogged in 2015
2015 was an OK year for TiR not blogging anything. We slipped up about once a month, but tried to do our best to shut the heck up.
As during every year, we tried always to bear in the forefront of our consciousness that no surer way exists to make a damn fool of oneself than saying or writing something. On the other hand, often there exists only one equally sure way, and that is by not saying or writing something.
Below is a partial list of items, idle thoughts and random unfinished search projects from 2015 that thus far we have been either too wise or too lazy to develop into full blog posts. TiR now posts them here, so that we can morally have it both ways.
from jokes that kill to jokes that cause killing: We all know about the deadly, once-weaponized Funniest Joke in the World (1969). Would we concede that there exist in the world some jokes that we consider to be "funny"? And further that there are some jokes that we consider to be "unfunny"? From where do we get our ideas about all this? And the ultimate, almost unfathomable question: Are there any conceivable jokes that we would consider so unfunny that we would want to murder the joke-teller? Perhaps one who published a newspaper? And all their co-workers? How is this even possible?
Our God can beat up your God, or the ant creeping across a black stone in a dark night: on the Secret Shirk, Žižek's "dialectical clarity," and the hidden polytheism within fundamentalist or uninformed monotheism
on the implied, subversive polytheism of second-hand booksellers
on the cuisine of the DDR: a video investigation
"The International Monetary Fund and the Ebola Outbreak" (Lancet)
on the rise of "research-based practice" art as "a thing"
the Grand Rapids ArtPrize, or the representational art that Americans are secretly preprogrammed to love whether they admit it to themselves or not
Do Christians believe that they have a duty to hasten the Apocalypse at all costs? on how it seems to depend on who you ask
why 1492? Because 1477: when Columbus visited Iceland
Schjeldahl on Valéry on the composed set of "brief little dreams" that is language (see "Petite lettre sur les mythes," 1928)
"Even the laziest becomes industrious, even the most cowardly becomes brave" Kautsky (1907) on the elasticity of revolutionary time
The real question behind the US Civil War? de Tocqueville interviews John Quincy Adams, per Oct. 1 1831 diary entry (p. 276, herein): Without chattel slavery, could US capitalism as constituted even continue to survive at all?
what Graeber doesn't mention: How much historical immigration to the New World colonies / USA was driven by flight from debt?
Who fears code-switching, and why? from Bakhtin on heteroglossia, to sociologists on "situational ethnicity": some links
on code-switching as genre - switching, and analogies to film: What in the world is more boring, than to watch a sci-fi, fantasy or action film with a literal minded person who prefers documentaries and criticizes every scene for being too "unrealistic"? If enjoyment of film requires the "willing suspension of disbelief," doesn't each genre of film really presuppose its own particular and sometimes shifting set of working "beliefs" on the viewer's part?
Is Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit a "history book"? If not, then what the hell is it? A work of historiography? A parable? A metaphor? Something else entirely? Some panic-stricken flailing about
on the DBCP (the "Days Before Cellphones") and other 21st century acronyms of historical description: the "Era Pre-IPhone"? "Before Instagram"? "Slightly After Friendster But Before Facebook"?
the greatest living philosopher of time: Étienne Klein?
Should God have punished Lord Lugard?
Who elected Billy Graham? How the Southern Baptism Convention -- & now the Charismatic movement? -- became the default setting for US public discussion of theological issues
reaching Peak Solidarity? Catoriadis on the liberal "juridico-merchant" society's reliance for survival on extraction from cultural lodes or wellsprings of collective human values (e.g., solidarity, charity, hard work), which it also logically must both exhaust and pollute
"I shouldn't even have to tell you!" On the social construction of trust in the age of the paranoid, the narcissist, and the emotional bully
on Raffles v Wichelhaus, and a burden-shifting taxonomy of human misunderstanding, with biological-cognitive digression
on the preface to Diane Di Prima's Loba (1998), and the author as self-confessed linquistic Osterizer
meme alert: what's behind so much of the new conceptual art? "labor shame"
on homo homini lupus and pillage as our last remaining economic strategy: A. Mbembe on the predatory state -- & society
from Thomas Reid's "common sense," through Pragmatism to Trump's "everybody knows it!": excavating the genealogy of the uniquely and frustratingly American attitude towards knowledge claims: "Why, sir, should I believe the faculty of reason more than that of perception?—they came both out of the same shop, and were made by the same artist."
"Various Unpleasant Happenings in Manhattan": Cleveland Moffett (1921) on how the US lost the Great War, in fiction
"'Americanizing' Mittel Europa," and how the Gospel of Americanism was Carried to Every Corner of the Globe through advertising: a book-length account from 1920
As with the movie theater Wurlitzer, as with the recording studio sampling synth, as with the nightclub DJ: How many varieties of Baroque-era live musicians did the invention of the pipe organ put out of work?
towards a triple-helix timeline: drafting a synchronous chronology of developments in affordable drum machine technology, new wave music, and old-school hip hop records
Charles Strozier's lecture, “The Apocalyptic Other: Reflections on the Religious and Psychological Basis of Contemporary Political Violence” (video here), from the 2014 conference on "Terror, Trauma, and the Sacred" at BU's Danielsen Institute: one of the most thought-provoking talks TiR heard all year? (& wotta year) related work here (The Fundamentalist Mindset: Psychological Perspectives on Religion, Violence, and History (2010)) and here (Apocalypse: On the Psychology of Fundamentalism in America (2002))
on the awesome Icelandic concept of "skítaredding"
How minimalist can TiR keep it in 2016?
We shall see.
December 17, 2015
November 26, 2015
a depth analysis of ruination
Our present age has found it to be axiomatic that no theoretical framework can be considered complete unless it comes to grips with "depth." Thus: depth psychology, deep ecology, the deep state, Chomskyian D-structure, the Habermasian Tiefenhermeneutik, and so on.
So might a worthy component of TiR's annual, ruthless interrogation of our namesake proposition be a plunge into the structure of that which could be termed "deep ruin"?
Perhaps. Unfortunately, we see that most previous investigations of this have been mainly undertaken in metaphysical or, worse, theological terms.
For example, the earliest acknowledgment we find is from Richard Allestree's sermon, "Of the Blessedness of Mourners" (1684):
Later sermons show that a veritable mini-obsession with such investigations came into full flower during the mid-19th century.
[all of the above quotes = reproduced absolutely totes verbatimwe assuuure you]
The lowest hell! You can't get much deeper than that.