like ugly on a ape like ticks on a dog like ants on apple pie like flies on an egg salad like a toddler on pudding like chocolate on a Ding Dong like stink on a skunk like stink on a thru-hiker like vultures on a dead steer like IRS auditors on taxable income like a drunk salesman at a Christmas party like Rush Limbaugh on a cream pie like Trent Lott on a plate a' grits like Starr on Clinton like honey on a hot biscuit like a hobo on a ham sandwich like cricket commentators waking to critique a knocked wicket like a chimp on the jack-knifed big rig spilling bananas all over the freeway
