[probably inspired in part by Queneau's Exercises
--"a 'kaleidoscope' of possible interpretations of this one simple event"
-- see also the wonderful Growndodo.com]
the Pig Latin option:
All-ay options-ay are-ay on-ay e-thay abletay.
Wingdings option:
All options are on the table.
the "link happy" option:
the "heh. indeed"-y option:
All. . . .Go read the rest.
Go read the rest.
the "shutting the hell up" option: