Though still young, this year clearly is not kidding around.
Thus TiR hereby decrees that, for the duration of 2016, the following musical artists are forbidden from traveling all together in the same blimp:
| Susana Baca |
George Benjamin |
Ken Boothe |
| the Bad Brains |
Lorna Bennett |
Leon Botstein |
| Erykah Badu |
Tony Bennett |
Boukman Eksperyans |
| Joan Baez |
George Benson |
Dennis Bovell |
| Alice Bag |
Dan Bern |
Boy George |
| Corinne Bailey Rae |
Chuck Berry |
Susan Boyle |
| Una Baines |
Adele Bertei |
Carla Bozulich |
| Anita Baker |
Pete Best |
Billy Bragg |
| Brian Baker |
Beyoncé |
Martin Bramah |
| Ginger Baker |
Asha Bhosle |
Glenn Branca |
| Balkan Beat Box |
Jello Biafra |
Anthony Braxton |
| Ed Ball |
Justin Bieber |
Toni Braxton |
| Moe Bandy |
Barry Biggs |
Biily Bremner |
| Devendra Banhart |
Big Youth |
Alicia Bridges |
| Pato Banton |
Benjamin Biolay |
Dee Dee Bridgewater |
| Gato Barbieri |
Gina Birch |
Bette Bright |
| Lou Barlow |
Cindy Birdsong |
Sarah Brightman |
| Afrika Bambaataa |
Jane Birkin |
Baba Brooks |
| Azealia Banks |
Harrison Birtwistle |
Maxine Brown |
| Bessie Banks |
Chuck Biscuits |
Carrie Brownstein |
| Daniel Barenboim |
Bisso Na Bisso |
Bill Bruford |
| Blixa Bargeld |
Roy Bittan |
Gavin Bryars |
| Gary Barnacle |
Iva Bittová |
Peabo Bryson |
| Courtney Barnett |
Biz Markie |
Chico Buarque |
| Aston Barrett |
Björk |
Peter Buck |
| Dave Bartholomew |
Frank Black |
Lindsey Buckingham |
| Cecilia Bartoli |
Pauline Black |
Rick Buckler |
| Toni Basil |
Black Stalin |
Harold Budd |
| Shirley Bassey |
Rubén Blades |
Budgie |
| Kathleen Battle |
Hal Blaine |
Eric Burdon |
| Beatallica |
Mary J. Blige |
Clem Burke |
| Beck |
Bliss Blood |
Jean-Jacques Burnel |
| Jeff Beck |
Buster Bloodvessel |
Hugo Burnham |
| Walter Becker |
Colin Blunstone |
Burning Spear |
| Maya Beiser |
Hamilton Bohannon |
Busy Signal |
| Harry Belafonte |
William Bolcom |
Jerry Butler |
| Adrian Belew |
Yami Bolo |
Richard & Tim Butler |
| Andy Bell (either one) |
Bombino |
James Burton |
| Pat Benatar |
Richard Bona |
Kate Bush |
| Miri Ben-Ari |
Gary U. S. Bonds |
Junior Byles |
| Mordechai Ben David |
Tracy Bonham |
David Byrne |
| Jellybean Benitez |
Bono |
Don Byron |
Though at moments in recent weeks we would worrisomely wonder if some begreieved might not in a moment of weakness trade every one of those listed above to get back Bowie.
posted by TiR at 7:01 AM
