Three *Strategies Towards a Less Ruined Thanksgiving
1) The Contrast Enhancement Strategy
Make it so that every day other than Thanksgiving appears to be far, far more ruined.
2) The Accelerationist Strategy
Speed up the rotation of the Earth.
Thanksgiving will be ruined, but shorter.
3) The Digital Secessionist Strategy
Thanksgiving is never ruined - in the Meta™ - verse.
*(FUTILE)
posted by TiR at 7:01 AM
