The Confused Exhibitionism Two-Step
Exhibitionist: Look at me!
Spectator: [does not look, is oblivious]
Exhibitionist: Look at me!!
Spectator: [continues not to look, is indifferent]
Exhibitionist: Look at me, dammit!
[Exhibitionist hits the Spectator over the head, grabs the Spectator and throws them on the floor.]
Spectator: [looking at the Exhibitionist] What the hell's your problem?
Exhibitionist: Don't look at me! How dare you look at me! Why are you looking at me!? What the hell's YOUR problem? You sicko! Pervert! Weirdo!
posted by TiR at 7:01 AM
